my senior year high school psych teacher wrote this and then posted it on facebook.
the fact that my fucking cousin met blake jenner last night i—
so im just scrolling through my newsfeed and im nosy so im going through my friend chris’ fb status and
…there is NO WAY that was english.
this is the type of shit on my newsfeed omfg
this might be the best thing i’ve seen all week
wow you just guaranteed an unfriending
i just got home and if i took a shot for every goddamned soccer status on my newsfeed i’d be hammered in 30 seconds.